MOOOOO!!! MOOOOO!!!
Going thru customs coming into Egypt
was a chore... But, the thing that they
held me up over was some of those
individual sealed Jack Links Beef
Jerky that I'd brought with me from
home... He held it up and said~ "WHAT
THIS???" I said "BEEF JERKY"...He
didn't git it... So, then I said~ "Biff" which
was how the Arabs in Israel referred to
it... He didn't git it... I said~ "COW MEAT"
He didn't git it...... Finally, I looked at him
and made horns with my fingers on the
sides of my head and MOOO-ED... and
then acted like I was eating something.
He Got it and said~ "Oh, yes~ FUUD!!!"
See, if you keep tryin', there's always
a way to git yer point acrost...